says

zoey, "daddy is 3 months old!"
me, "he is?!"
zoey, "mommy is twenty. mommy is two and i am twenty, twenty."

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out of the blue..."then all my teeth will come in and i'll be a BIG, STRONG, BOY!"

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while riding in the bike seat on the back of my bike, after i handed her and almond, "i don't want this almond, i want a beautiful snack."